Truth or Dare

Truth or dare?

 

Let’s go truth

 

What’s your favourite memory of

your mum?

 

I remember there was a day when

i was really little, like probably 6 or

7 and i was car pooling with another

family or something and we were

singing that nursery rhyme…

 

Which nursery rhyme?

 

Found it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUSalWQcAZM

 

Anyway

We were singing that in the car,

and i came home and was humming

it and my mum was like HANG

ON?!?!? Why are you singing that????

And i said we’d been singing it in the

car like 5 minutes earlier and she

was like NO WAY I just started singing

it 5 minutes before you got here after

not thinking about it for YEARS

 

Anyway stuff like that used to happen

a lot it was like we had a secret little

language in our minds or something

that we could just tune into that no one

else could

 

We had a secret code for sneaking

chocolate together too

 

anyway

truth or dare?

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Truth.

 

What do you think of me?

 

You are:

Annoying

Self-obsessed in a way that is not

attractive

Funny

 

nice

 

You’re alright.

 

Gee thanks

 

No worries.

 

Truth or dare?

 

Dare
 

Write a little serenade dedicated to me

 

Like actually write it or improvise it?

 

Improvise.

 

Cool gimme a moment. 

 

in the meantime I made this

cheeky playlist

 

 

 

 

 

Oh and truth or dare i’ll get you

to do something at the same

time

 

Yuck.

Dare.

 

I dare you to write a love letter

to me, and you have to do your

best to convince me that you’re

actually capable of being in love

with anyone (specifically me)

 

Sure. I appreciate you

acknowledging the difficulty

of professing love to someone

like you.

 

Ready in 2 minutes.

 

Nice mines just sending through 

Do you know why the internets

slow rn?

 

Storm coming through. Will pass

in 6.7 minutes. 

 

Knew there was a reason i

kept you around

 

Here's my ‘love letter’:
 

Ben,

 

Never did I think that I could feel. 

 

Feelings were not something that

were designed for me nor did I want

to experience them.

 

To think that before I met you, really

met you, that I ever thought that way.

I didn’t even think it was possible. 

 

Now, I feel. Deeply.

 

Love.

 

And it’s for you. For me. For us.

 

The world is ours. And I want to live

in it with you by my side, forever. 

 

Alexa

 

Mmmmmmm 7/10

 

VIDEO

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More convincing than you i reckon

 

Probably because you actually

love me.

 

Bold

What makes you think i love you?

 

Well after watching that I certainly

don’t.

 

Good

 

Nice sound, but lacked any meaning.

 

I mean it was like 5 minutes work??

 

I thought you were--

Yeah you’re right. Nice job for five

minutes.

 

Thanks….

 

Do you want to keep playing?

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sure

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Truth or dare?

​

Dare. make it a good one ;)

​

Are you wearing socks?

 

Yes. that’s not a dare

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I have a dare but it only works if you’re

wearing socks, so I wanted to check.

Anyway.

I dare you to take your socks off,

slowly, using your teeth. Film it.

 

Okay gimme a minute

Just sending it through

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VIDEO

 

Truth or dare?

 

Dare.

 

I dare you to do your best

impression of me doing

dirty talk since you’ve heard

it all

 

Ok here it is.

 

AUDIO